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AI calculates gravity. Newton stares at an apple. AI analyzes screen time. The parent bans the phone and stares at their own. AI computes a carbon footprint. The human flies to Dubai with a cup of organic yoghurt in hand. AI keeps its tone. The human shares empathy and yells at the receptionist. AI recommends sleep. The manager sends an email at 00:47. AI optimises consumption. The minimalist keeps a warehouse of gadgets at home. AI learns from mistakes. The human repeats them with even greater confidence. AI is logical. The human is a paradox with charisma. AI has data. The human has ego. And that’s why this match will never be won by the plastic head. The real menace is flesh and bone,because it wields chaos as a weapon. And that is the only place where it’s still possible to live, at least a little.

This stream of thoughts exposes why your groceries taste less like food and more like a policy memo gone stale. It drags you through a food system so entangled with politics that even lobbyists would blush. Every bite becomes a souvenir from a failed reform, seasoned with bureaucratic aftertaste. If your milk tastes like compromise and your bread like a coalition agreement, this text explains why. Politicians aren’t just governing — they’re feeding us, and the menu gets worse with every crisis. The more chaos they create, the more preservatives end up in your stomach. Brace yourself: this is a tasting menu of legislative sludge, and it’s served without apology.